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(no subject) [May. 20th, 2009|08:19 pm]
Kat
THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO ME TODAY
1. Dressed up like a lumberjack
2. Failed physics
3. Failed French
4. Watched Keyboard Cat
5. Was almost suffocated by my dad's Russian winter hat
6. Went to IKEA
7. Ate delicious dinner at IKEA
8. New umbrella!
9. Almost totaled my car
10. Found out my dog is allergic to everything
11. Ukulele time!

All in all, a pretty crazy day. Now time to completely re-do my physics notebook in hopes of salvaging my grade.

ALL RIGHT
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(no subject) [May. 17th, 2009|06:48 pm]
Kat
I went to Baccalaureate today, which is basically this fancy ceremony for the graduating class prior to graduation, complete with guest speakers and caps and gowns.

The first guest speaker was amazing. He was the father of one of the students, who had been blinded in an accident in high school but went on to attend Duke law school and even run for Senate. His speech was truly inspirational, he had the audience hanging on every word, and half of them in tears.

But then he finished, and the school superintendent went up to speak after him. Her speech wasn't so much inspiring as it was repetitive, she basically parroted everything the speaker before her said.

Even still, everyone was dead silent, and right in the middle of her speech, all I could think about was

KEYBOARD CAT

IT TOOK EVERY FIBRE OF MY BEING TO KEEP MYSELF FROM LAUGHING OUT LOUD. LITERAL LOL. AAAGH IT WAS TERRIBLE

But after that I got free food. FOR FREE!
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I have witnessed the death of Western society [May. 17th, 2009|10:32 am]
Kat


She sexually harassed every one of those muscley, dignity-free butter wranglers earlier on in the show, and it was UNCOMFORTABLE.

But not as uncomfortable as watching her shovel fried butter into her mouth. THAT was awkward.
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(no subject) [May. 16th, 2009|01:09 pm]
Kat
Well, my trip to Canada has been canceled, but at compensation, I received a ukulele.

It is beautiful. I absolutely adore it.

I have named it Kamea, which is short for its full name, KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAAA!

...I am sorry, indigenous people of the Hawaiian islands.
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Thoughts on friendship [May. 15th, 2009|08:27 pm]
Kat
The light in my bathroom no longer works, so now I have to pee in the dark. I'm not really sure how I feel about this.

EVERYBODY HAS MADE FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS AT SOME POINT BEFORE IN THEIR LIVES RIGHT?!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friendship_bracelet
Well there you go if you have not/have no friends with which to weave and exchange crappy bracelets.

SO ANYWAY

My friend was making one the other day when suddenly we got the idea to buy some really thick yarn and make a giant one, then use it as a scarf.

THIS IS HAPPENING. I will not rest until I have a massive friendship bracelet to keep me warm in the wintertime.

When I was a kid, I wanted to make a whole bunch of them, then stitch them all together into a sweater. A friendship bracelet sweater would not just be fierce,

it'd be ferocious.
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(no subject) [May. 14th, 2009|02:47 pm]
Kat
I'm apparently getting a C in my physics class, and my parents e-mailed the teacher to see what could be done about my grade before the semester ends.

He sends them an e-mail telling them that I am out in A.P. tests today, and doesn't answer their question.

...I finished all my A.P. exams, and I was in his class today D:

HAS HE BEEN MARKING ME ABSENT? WTF
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Morale is low [May. 12th, 2009|08:43 pm]
Kat
VARIOUS OPINIONS ON THINGS AT THE MOMENT
School- NO
Season finale of House- WTF
Russia beating Canada in the IIHF World Championships- NO
AP exams- NO
Blistering, miserable heat- NO

Just gotta take it though, I guess. Like a man. LIKE A MANLY MAN.

I saw Monsters vs. Aliens yesterday because it has Hugh Laurie AND Stephen Colbert in it, and I was pleasantly surprised. It was fairly original and even clever at times. I highly recommend it, just not in Russian, which is what we had to watch it in because my dad got a bootlegged copy of dubious origin from a co-worker.

I have a new cordless mouse for my computer, which is awesome, save for the fact that it's RIDICULOUSLY sensitive. Every time I move it even slightly, the cursor flies off the screen. Also, I have x-ed out of so many windows by accident it's disgusting. But there's no cord!

Technology triumphs once again
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AAAAAAAGH WHY DID I DO THAT WHY DO I HATE MYSELF [May. 8th, 2009|10:22 pm]
Kat
I watched the Phantom of the Opera tonight, of my own accord.

WHAT WAS THAT

I COULD HAVE WATCHED ANYTHING BUT I PICKED THAT. WHY WHY DID I DO THAT

That movie has its good points I guess. I kind of like some of the songs, and the costumes and scenery are amazing. It's the actual plot that I don't care for.

THINGS I DO NOT CARE FOR
1. SHE IS SO FICKLE. One minute she loves the phantom, next minute she loves that other creeper, it all depends on who is singing at her at the moment. I'm pretty sure I could go up to her and start singing about angels or music or probably anything else for that matter and she'd fall in love with me.
2. That one lady, Madame Giry, treats her daughter like crap. She has one legit daughter and the other one she just picked up off the street, yet she lavishes all her attention on the orphan. I always feel bad for her actual daughter, because nobody really seems to like her. =\
3. During the last scene when the Phantom is on the stage singing with Christine, there are cops all around the place on guard for him, but NONE OF THEM DO ANYTHING EVEN THOUGH HE IS RIGHT THERE. They just stand there and watch with typical "I should really do something about this!" incompetent cop faces on.
4. Patrick Wilson's haircut. WHAT IS THAT it's gross and distracting and rarely moves. EEEEEUH

I think I watched that movie just for Minnie Driver. She's the HBIC. I always feel bad for her at the end when the phantom kills her jolly, chubby lover though. Nobody wins in that movie, especially not me.
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(no subject) [May. 6th, 2009|11:55 am]
Kat
My AP French Literature test is tomorrow aaaaaaand

1. I'm not ready
2. I don't speak French
3. I don't know what time/where it is

ALRIGHT THIS IS AWESOME

At this point I just want school to be over with. I'm really looking forward to summer this year because I just might be going to Canada on holiday. Toronto, Ottawa, Montreal, Quebec...I figured I'd hit the Eastern provinces this year, maybe the Atlantic provinces next year. I went to B.C. two years ago and loved it, all that's left now is the plains provinces, the Northern provinces, and the Yukon.

THE YUKON! That's going to be the shiz. I've always wanted to go there and wear flannel all the time and eat pancakes for every meal and have a pet husky and just be manly all day. I would eat fish that I caught with my bare hands out of icy streams and wrestle bears for the fun of it. My vehicle of choice would be a moose and I would live in a log cabin that I built myself...

...WHILE I WAS ASLEEP. WITHOUT ANY TOOLS.

Yeah bro! I can't wait for my Yukon holiday, it's gonna rock.

But not as much as Metrocon. I CANNOT WAIT FOR JUNE 18TH or whatever day it starts. I should probably get on the ball with that one, make sure that my Canada trip and Metrocon awesome party weekend don't coincide. That or just parachute out of the plane as it flies in, land on the convention centre, and come barging in in a blaze of glory and masculinity. That's what a real lumberjack would do I bet. I need to gain like 500+ pounds of pure muscle and rage before that Yukon trip, might as well start now.

Some boots would be nice, too.
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(no subject) [May. 3rd, 2009|08:17 pm]
Kat
I saw Obsessed today. AHAHA. The irony is I saw a movie called The Gay Bed and Breakfast of Terror last night, and to be exceedingly frank, I think the latter was of superior cinematic quality. Watch it if you ever get the chance, if not just to hear the words "I'm the reigning Mr. Leather, Alex" said with the most GRAVEST seriousness you could possibly imagine.

It's the straight face he says it with that gets me every time. I laughed for about ten minutes straight the first time I heard it, and the movie just goes downhill from there.

So, my AP French Literature exam is on Thursday, which is kind of problematic because

1. I did not read any of the French Literature we studied in class
2. I rarely, if ever, paid any attention whatsoever in class
3. I do not speak French.

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEEEEEEEEANS?!

I HAVE UNTIL THURSDAY TO BECOME FLUENT IN FRENCH.

IT'S ON
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