||[May. 6th, 2009|11:55 am]
My AP French Literature test is tomorrow aaaaaaand|
1. I'm not ready
2. I don't speak French
3. I don't know what time/where it is
ALRIGHT THIS IS AWESOME
At this point I just want school to be over with. I'm really looking forward to summer this year because I just might be going to Canada on holiday. Toronto, Ottawa, Montreal, Quebec...I figured I'd hit the Eastern provinces this year, maybe the Atlantic provinces next year. I went to B.C. two years ago and loved it, all that's left now is the plains provinces, the Northern provinces, and the Yukon.
THE YUKON! That's going to be the shiz. I've always wanted to go there and wear flannel all the time and eat pancakes for every meal and have a pet husky and just be manly all day. I would eat fish that I caught with my bare hands out of icy streams and wrestle bears for the fun of it. My vehicle of choice would be a moose and I would live in a log cabin that I built myself...
...WHILE I WAS ASLEEP. WITHOUT ANY TOOLS.
Yeah bro! I can't wait for my Yukon holiday, it's gonna rock.
But not as much as Metrocon. I CANNOT WAIT FOR JUNE 18TH or whatever day it starts. I should probably get on the ball with that one, make sure that my Canada trip and Metrocon awesome party weekend don't coincide. That or just parachute out of the plane as it flies in, land on the convention centre, and come barging in in a blaze of glory and masculinity. That's what a real lumberjack would do I bet. I need to gain like 500+ pounds of pure muscle and rage before that Yukon trip, might as well start now.
Some boots would be nice, too.